See Exhibit A

And then her mugshot...she seems a mighty bit proud of her mischievous behavior.

I'm a mother (by choice, by chance, by the seat of my pants) of three great kids (3 yr girl- Early Bird, 6 yr girl- Mealyworm, &; 8 yr boy- Bug), I'm a wife (slave/queen, depends on the day) to T-Dad, and I'm also a... weight watcher (kind of), librarian (by credentials), reader/multi-tasker (unabridged audio recordings and chores, a delightful duo), camper (not often enough), relaxer (regularly and often), napper (as much as possible, never enough)...